i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
its liver damage thursday
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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