My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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