Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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