Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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