I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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