I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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