We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
You surviving the open bar?
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I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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