just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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