This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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