i permit you to call me
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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