Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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