Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Randomize
