I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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