How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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