Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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