Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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