Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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