It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I can't put those talents on a resume
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
