Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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