Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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