i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Randomize
