Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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