goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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