So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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