i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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