you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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