My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
