its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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