Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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