Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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