did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We don't watch enough power rangers
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
