so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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