I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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