I'm so fucking centered right now
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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