How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Randomize
