NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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