You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
no, he came in my armpit
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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