Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Its about making memories worth repressing
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
whose ass print is on the piano?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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