Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
