Don't you send me to vm
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Randomize