i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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