good thing vaginas are great cup holders
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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