I can text with my tongue
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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