My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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