Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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