Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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