She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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