Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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