He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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