so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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