You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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